| Say What!? |
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The following questions from lawyers were taken from official
court |
| Was that the same nose you broke as a child? |
| Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning? |
| Q: What happened then? A: He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.' Q: Did he kill you? |
| Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? |
| The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? |
| Were you alone or by yourself. |
| How long have you been a French Canadian? |
| Do you have any children or anything of that kind? |
| Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if
you recognize that picture. A: That's me. Q: Were you present when that picture was taken? |
| Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? |
| Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first
marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? |
| Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are
now? A: I'll be three months on November 8. Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8? A: Yes. Q: What were you doing at that time? |
| Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally
stable? A: I used to be. Q: How many times have you committed suicide? |
| So you were gone until you returned? |
| Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there girls? |
| You don't know what it was, and you didn't
know what it looked like, but can you describe it? |
| Q: You say that the stairs went down to
the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? |
| Q: Have you lived in this town all your
life? A: Not yet. |
| A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the
verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question." |
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Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the
body |
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